2:10:05 genuinely surreal to hear Karl think critically and express sceptical disbelief. Don't worry though. He goes right back to believing it half a second later.
1:28:51 the inaudible muttering noise after being prodded on the statement "it went long" is music to my ears. Press him on his nonsense and press the temples of his perfectly round head.
1:26:42 I wonder how many times Karl has had his deluded little fantasies debunked and destroyed by Gervais/Merchant after totally misreading some information, only to respond with a measly "...well..." or "mmmm" or "weird". It's his way of clinging to what he WANTS to be true even if he's totally embellished it. It happens pretty much every single time Karl tells them anything. What a total moron.
42:07 if Ricky said a minute, Karl would've said 50 seconds. If Ricky said 5 minutes, Karl would've said 4 minutes 50 seconds. If Ricky said an hour, Karl would've said 59 minutes and and 50 seconds.
Couldn't even get to why I should care about this Spax guy before the creator of the video calls him an autistic retard over fucking nothing nearly 80 seconds into the video in what felt like 3-4 minutes of not actually setting the scene. As he says I guess I'm a winner to not know who Spax is because some autustic retard made a bad youtube video.
Bonfire The word is actually derived from Middle English bonefire, meaning literally "a fire of bones." The earliest appearance of the word is glossed ignis ossium-Latin for "fire of bones." And a citation from the 15th century confirms that this is not just a learned folk-etymology. Cold Shoulder Origin The origin of “cold shoulder” dates back to the 1800s when it was a literal reference to serving a cold piece of meat to a guest who was no longer welcome at a dinner party. Giving someone the cold shoulder about whatever meat they had cooked was a clear, unspoken signal that they were no longer welcome, and it was time for them to vamoose. The phrase has since evolved to take on the figurative meaning we use today. Poor Karl!
@@icarusandtherabbit ah but that's what makes Karl so good. His ability to take no notice of them. His ability to believe in what he believes. He is an extremely unique person, and has done very well for himself career wise on the back of Ricky and Steve mocking him. The fact is often he is right, his theories although not the norm get you thinking and as he always said, once people are thinking he is happy. In fairness to Ricky and Steve they are great mates with Karl and have looked after him extremely well which they have also done well out of.
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14:35 Ricky set himself up to fail by using a word like derivation to Karl. This is a man who thought people "used to live in basic glass houses" and that a "stitch in time saves nine" isn't relevant to him because Suzanne repairs his stuff.
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That puff daddy one is crazy prophetic
The tomatoes thing is completely true, although it was pewter knives and forks as opposed to "lead plates"😂
Still good
Educating ricky lol think im with carl on this one they eat fucking eggs wi embryos in it ffs
Karl*
15:23 my favourite part is when it suddenly cuts off mid sentence and starts a new section, leaving you with no idea what they were about to say!
What the fuck am I watching
Why does the same segment repeat over and over again? Karl really is a lazy fool.
ANDERRRRRSSS!!!
'Alien gives man a beard' gets me everytime 😂
I love the weary, summary way he says "...and it got closer and closer and it was a UFO"
@@ianinkster2261 haha
The title of this video has been renamed after 10 years, for no good reason.
I'm sick of the saucer drinkers
Do you mean the endless quote comments?
@@barryyaw9816 tbh im just sick of things in general
So he would gain more views 😉
@@zonenuke do you think I care about views?
They weren’t….. they weren’t properly 😂
9:24 the phone booth says Covid.
I see COMICS
There's no H in "airy chinese kid"
......bangles.
Having been found on his hard-drive there exists a chance that Osama Bin Laden watched this the night before his death.
Yes I do.In 2024 I'm still listening on pretty much repeat and they still make me laugh!!!!!😍😍😍
I'm same, I've heard them all countless times and still listen every night... its like mt religion 😂😂😂
37:50 ITS NOT HIS VOLT!!!
Best cliffhanger in the shows history @ 1:33:50
hahahaha
This is unironically the peak of internet art.
3:02:18 *RARE KARL THINKING LIKE AN ACTUAL RATIONAL HUMAN BEING AND NOT A SHAVEN CHIMP MOMENT*
Cool
yeah
2:10:05 genuinely surreal to hear Karl think critically and express sceptical disbelief. Don't worry though. He goes right back to believing it half a second later.
2:02:07 AQUALOOHNG!
1:28:51 the inaudible muttering noise after being prodded on the statement "it went long" is music to my ears. Press him on his nonsense and press the temples of his perfectly round head.
1:26:42 I wonder how many times Karl has had his deluded little fantasies debunked and destroyed by Gervais/Merchant after totally misreading some information, only to respond with a measly "...well..." or "mmmm" or "weird". It's his way of clinging to what he WANTS to be true even if he's totally embellished it. It happens pretty much every single time Karl tells them anything. What a total moron.
Wow you're so smart man
@@nanot.1984 thank you so much.
@@LifeOfRy you're welcome dude so cerebral
@@nanot.1984 are you aware I’m a daily listener of Karl and a devoted fan?
@@LifeOfRy no, I'm not a mind reader, Mr. K Dilkington
1:23:21 Karl's totally on autopilot when responding to Steve with that "yeah yeah yeah" hahahaha.
42:07 if Ricky said a minute, Karl would've said 50 seconds. If Ricky said 5 minutes, Karl would've said 4 minutes 50 seconds. If Ricky said an hour, Karl would've said 59 minutes and and 50 seconds.
Couldn't even get to why I should care about this Spax guy before the creator of the video calls him an autistic retard over fucking nothing nearly 80 seconds into the video in what felt like 3-4 minutes of not actually setting the scene. As he says I guess I'm a winner to not know who Spax is because some autustic retard made a bad youtube video.
3:06:55 PUT SUM STAMPS IN YA GARDEN
Garlic bread
This is a heavy watch
Never forget if you’re feeling low: 1) you’re not alone, and 2) be Kermitted to your treatment
In my dreams this is probably gnomes be prank calling the internet
Trouble is, Karl's cried wolf far to often to be believed.. He's 99% bullshit😂
Another title for the lead plates and tomatoes could have been: 'Gettin led on, bout what yer been fed on'. 'What's tomato with you' is class 😂
Imagine the out cry these days with karls 'do we need em' idea 😂 the worlds gone soft!
Bonfire The word is actually derived from Middle English bonefire, meaning literally "a fire of bones." The earliest appearance of the word is glossed ignis ossium-Latin for "fire of bones." And a citation from the 15th century confirms that this is not just a learned folk-etymology. Cold Shoulder Origin The origin of “cold shoulder” dates back to the 1800s when it was a literal reference to serving a cold piece of meat to a guest who was no longer welcome at a dinner party. Giving someone the cold shoulder about whatever meat they had cooked was a clear, unspoken signal that they were no longer welcome, and it was time for them to vamoose. The phrase has since evolved to take on the figurative meaning we use today. Poor Karl!
Why would you say poor Karl?
@@declanlowe3075 because he is trying to educate Ricky and him and Steve are just laughing and dismissing him.
@@icarusandtherabbit ah but that's what makes Karl so good. His ability to take no notice of them. His ability to believe in what he believes. He is an extremely unique person, and has done very well for himself career wise on the back of Ricky and Steve mocking him. The fact is often he is right, his theories although not the norm get you thinking and as he always said, once people are thinking he is happy. In fairness to Ricky and Steve they are great mates with Karl and have looked after him extremely well which they have also done well out of.
Great mates? I don't think so!@declanlowe3075
@@tyroon81they were and are great mates
There is no way he can be that stupid no way
He is that stupid😂
Yes, I'm very much afraid so.
Hello Mr Dilkington!
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58:10 probably my favourite listener interaction.
"If i'm a moron i might get ye address wrong" Karl fires right back there 🤣
@@Michael-ly3kr hahaha yes you can hear him trying to interject with “right, well…” cos he’s had to think of a retort quickly 58:22 😂
30:22 "you don't listen" KARL?!?!?!
14:35 Ricky set himself up to fail by using a word like derivation to Karl. This is a man who thought people "used to live in basic glass houses" and that a "stitch in time saves nine" isn't relevant to him because Suzanne repairs his stuff.
1:30:50